A wife these days feels her weight gained a few kilos. Because she told her husband, "Ma' am, from tomorrow I will diet." To her excitement, the husband replied, "Well, this is what I hope, from tomorrow I will reduce the spending money". 

Pink: 

In a shop, a young mother looked at a pile of cloth. The shopkeeper approached: "I want the pink one," said the young mother the waiter immediately picked up the requested color. "Less young is a little bit old," said the young mother. The waiter lowered again. "wab, it's almost white, which is a bit old Iho!" Some rolls of cloth were lowered again by the shopkeeper to suit the young mother's taste. But nothing fits. While continuing to observe the pile of cloth the mother muttered "why is it so hard to find the pink wama I want". Annoyed the shopkeeper asked, "What the hell does the madam want? 

Chocolate and teeth: 

Mother: "Son, don't eat a lot of chocolate huh, later Your teeth are broken iho!" Child "You don't have to worry about chocolate with teeth still strong teeth mom!" Mother: "....???? 

What Chickens Are Birds: 

Mrs. Bejo is famously chatty and fussy. Almost everything he buys is always dispaed and commented on. When one han he was about to buy chicken, he commented. "Why the hell bang, the chicken is as small as a pigeon only". He said, "And again his head and feet were not cut off to make it look shaped" Seller: "Let the Madam be sure that the meat I am selling is really chicken and not a pigeon". Answer with mantab. 

Not smoking: 

A doctor advised his obese patient. "Eat less — foods that contain fat and sweet ones. Smoking should not be more and two cigarettes a day." A week later the patient arrived again in a bad state. Ta said: "Cutting back on fatty foods and sweet ones — sweet is easy for me to do doc, but what makes me sick is having to smoke a cigarette of two sticks of pity. I didn't smoke doctors for a long time." 

Drumb: 

Adi whines at his father asking to be given a set of drums. "Don't Adi, later I will be dizzy to hear Adi training every han". "That's a matter of easy to manage father, Adi will practice mukul drums if you are sleeping only." Dad :"Oh you kid bande l!!!" 

Grandma Nyebrang Jalan: 

A grandmother suddenly nyelonong nyebrang the road almost hit by a motorcyclist. The motorcyclist appeared upset and angry, saying: Motorcyclist: "Grandma bego! The road is not clay, fortunately it is not ketbrak!" Grandma: "Lo that's bego!! Nabrak grannies are not hit..!!" 

Red light: 

A policeman approached the motorcyclist who broke the red light, and said: "Didn't you see the red light?" asked the policeman. "I see, sir." "Then why don't you stop?" "I didn't see father." 

Sunnah Rosul: 

A wife who had just returned from college told her husband. Wife: "Pa, you know. It turns out that if we perform sunnah rosul have sex once on Friday night, it means we have killed 2 (two) demons, Pa!". Husband: "Oh... That's it, Mom. If we have sex twice, how many demons are killed, Ma'am?" Wife: "Yes, four (4) demons were killed, Pa". Husband: "Klo 3 times related?" Wife: "Yes, 6 demons were killed, Pa" Husband: "Klo 4 times?". Wife: "Yes, it must have been 8 demons killed Pa". The wife replied a little annoyed. Husband: "Klo 10 times in contact on Friday night, how many demons were killed, Ma'am?" Wife: "Sama aja lo kill me, setaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn !!!!!!!". The wife left her husband.

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